Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Colbert County Gets Hip (Monument to Honor Sontarans Coming Soon)
In a daring yet calculated move, the Colbert County Commission has voted to place a monument honoring Sontarans on the court house lawn. One commissioner was even rumored to have claimed direct descent from this legendary race.
Pictured below is an actual Sontaran:
Pictured here is an artist's conception of what the proposed monument will look like:
When asked how the Shoalanda blog uncovered the scoop, one writer allegedly quoted Hans Gruber's remarks on a classical education...
Disclaimer: We at SS greatly admire all public safety officers and feel they deserve more honor and respect than they usually receive. Firefighters should be more than a tourist joke.
Can't the Colbert Commission come up with something just a little more dignified?
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