Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Mo Brooks Needs Remedial Sex Education

 

Peahen & Peacock


We're pretty sure we've never before had a good laugh while reading the political section of the news, but Mo Brooks has given us one this week. This is a quote from our U.S. Representative concerning a lawsuit:

"Swalwell’s attorneys lied again when they strutted in front of the news media like peacocks in heat and falsely accused me of avoiding Swalwell’s lawsuit service when the fact is they could have served me roughly a hundred times before, during or after both Swalwell and I voted together on the House floor, or served me by U.S. Mail to my home address. In fact, when they finally got serious about serving me with the lawsuit, they served me not once, not twice, but three times, all within one week!"

In case you've forgotten (like Mo), only female animals come into heat. Males are ready to rumble 365 days a year. We're guessing Mo has never considered that all peacocks are male. Female peafowl are called peahens. 

A certain Alabama senator from the Plains was heard to exclaim: Elect Mo! He makes me look intelligent!



5 comments:

  1. You GET the sleaze from the "Repulsivecan" party you voted for Alabama......if they aren't dumb as rocks they are mean as rattlesnakes.....and HYPOCRITES one and ALL....take the case of Rep. Barry Moore from Montgomery who voted against a bill to award the Congressional Gold Medal to the law enforcement agencies that protected the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot. Protect statues to dead traitors but throw LIVE police officers under the bus....YEP, you represent yourself and your character PERFECTLY Alabama "Repulsivecan" voter by who you put in office!

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  2. Why are Liberals so obsessed with sex?

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    1. You are calling MO a liberal???? WOW, dumb as a rock applies to the VOTERS in the "Repulsivecan" party as well as those they elect.....which came first? the chicken or the egg?

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    2. Mo is DEFINITELY NOT a liberal. My apologies if you were, and are apparently, confused.

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    3. I KNOW I should just let it go...you radical rightwingers are going to bask in your ignorance and conspiracy theories regardless of the proof... BUT it was MO who was referring to the similarities of a lawsuit to a peacock's sex life....maybe that is it....you "Repulsivecan" insurrectionist sympathizers simply can't read in addition to rationally comprehend situations! (If there were not so many of you in Alabama, this would be funny, as it is; it is SCARY)

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