Our First Caption Contest!

 

Over the years, we've seen some very interesting mugshots. Many of them just scream for their own caption, so here goes. We won't post names of these felons or petty criminals, nor do we want commentary on looks. In other words, if our subject has a schnozz the size Wisconsin, we don't need to mention that. No, we just want your caption of what the person is thinking or trying to communicate to his/her fans out there.

You may post in Facebook comments or send to us via Shoalanda.Speaks@gmail.com if you would like something more anonymous. We'll publish your best shot without revealing your name.

Here's our first one. Is this woman horrified of the camera? Has she just seen the headless ghost left over from the old Franklin County Jail? Just remember to keep it clean...

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This is Velouria - probably so named because her coat looks like soft black velvet. She's looking for a home away from the bustle of the shelter. You can find this 18 month-old Pit Bull mix waiting at the Florence animal shelter just off Chisholm in the industrial park.