Another Ben Harrison Skeleton?

 

Republican Ben Harrison has previously been extremely cavalier about his nomination for District 2 state representative. He's certainly not alone in his hubris, but now it's been revealed by state political writer Kyle Whitmire that Harrison works for GOP chair John Wahl.

How does that song go? Oooh, that smell...

We hope each District 2 voter will write in Kimberly Butler on November 8th.

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Reasons not to have one's photograph taken:

Shoalanda - For some reason photos make me look 112 years old.

John Wahl - I'm an Anabaptist and I believe the camera will steal my soul. (He and his family refuse to show DL photo to vote.)

Our reply to Shoalanda is that it's not the photo making you look old.

Our reply to Wahl is if you believe that, you're not intelligent enough to run a county animal shelter much less the state Republican party.

Please! Let's all ask the Great Pumpkin for some common sense in this state.

Is Ben Harrison That Obtuse?/Colbert Board Meeting

 

Kimberly Butler is awaiting news on a new runoff for Alabama State House District 2. The current "winner" of that race has stated a second runoff is not needed since only 70 votes are in question and the number is too small to affect his much larger margin.

Apparently Harrison doesn't understand that many of those who voted for declared second place Jason Black would now vote for Butler if placed against Harrison. Welcome to Alabama where our registrars are dumb and our candidates are dumber.

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As it stands now, the next Colbert Animal Shelter Board is July 15th at 9:00 a.m. in Muscle Shoals City Hall. Please call in advance to check time and to have your name placed on the agenda. Our readers say the board is notorious for changing the time at the last minute. (256) 386-9200

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There have been many conflicting reports on when and where Kelly Crotts moved his business after his alleged crimes came to light. What we can definitely say is that the business was sold to two Shoals area businessmen three to four weeks ago, and Crotts now has nothing to do with it.

We're not sure why exposing Crotts' alleged questionable financial dealings should offend anyone...oh, wait...don't talk about it and everything will be all right. If your family was a victim, you should want it exposed.