Martian Water Tower Throws It in Subdivision's Face

 

Remember the invading eight million dollar water tower from last December? If not, here's a refresher:

Martians on Bridlewood Drive

Now the tower is finished, and the Martians currently in control of the Florence Water Department have dared to place a picture of the strange ship on the cover of its latest quarterly report.

Just how much does this tower hurt adjoining houses? Our source says it devalues these properties between 5% and 15%.