Who Knew Plumbers & Pipefitters Were So Subversive?

We've heard a lot about George Soros contributing to ads against Roy Moore in the special Senate election, but it's been revealed the second largest contributor to the Highway 31 PAC was the Plumbers & Pipefitters Union with a four million dollar donation. And to think they walk among us...

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Newly minted Senator Doug Jones has joined in supporting the bill to continue funding CHIP. In case you missed it during the fall campaign, Roy Moore ostensibly said he preferred churches and charitable institutions to help the needy poor. The "needy poor?" We're not sure if that's a redundancy or merely comparable to the expression "legitimate rape."

Proponents of CHIP are calling those against continued funding supporters of "postpartum abortion." If we can have pre-born humans and full term abortions, postpartum abortion seems a natural followup. Perhaps it will mentally slap some sense into those who oppose CHIP funding.

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We encourage everyone to keep wearing their garlic necklaces. So far Roy Moore hasn't broached the subject of the governor's race. For the record, we haven't heard from Kayla or Sassy either.

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Ice tomorrow? Stay home if at all possible. 

Hospitals and physicians' offices are also asking that everyone stay home if at all possible. We understand local hospitals now have phone lines. Yes, really. Call those who are hospitalized and don't transmit or receive the flu. The life you save may be your own.