Know This Woman? Call Athens Police

Remember an Alabama police officer who didn't realize he was on CCTV when he stepped behind a dumpster to, ahem, do what he had to do? At least he thought he was being discreet. 

While this is not what we at Shoalanda envisioned exposing when we founded our blog, we think certain individuals are incapable of functioning in polite society; however, there's not usually much we can do about it. This? 

We'd say someone knew just where the cameras were and how to accomplish what she wanted, or to at least make it appear that she had.  

Is she from Lauderdale County? We're told she is. If you have information on this fine specimen of Southern womanhood, call Athens Police at (256) 233-8700.

If she's prosecuted, we imagine it will be for public lewdness. After her conviction, we predict she will then run for office on the "What You See Is What You Get" ticket.