Who Can Find a Virtuous Woman? (Hint: She's Not Coming to Huntsville)

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene is coming to Huntsville. Protests are planned; imagine that. Do you think it's because of her Jewish Space Laser theory?

Or possibly the two extra-marital affairs her ex-husband accused her of when he divorced her?

Or maybe it's how you never see a photo of her with voters unless she's consuming alcohol?

Psst, Marjorie, not everyone can afford to hire a sober driver!